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Life is a soup and i'm a fucking fork

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fantasizing about you was the best fuck I never had

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till death do us party

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I like to get up super early so I have more than enough time to waste and eventually make myself late.

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I can't be the only one who's ever wanted to jump in a taxi and shout:

"Follow that car!"

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My first job was Babysitting. It prepared me for every job I had.

When bosses were cranky, I gave them food or something to drink. When they were sad, I patted them on the back & said everything was going to be better.

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I refuse to go bungee jumping. ..I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I ain't leaving because of one

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I'm an animal in bed.

More specifically a koala. I can sleep up to 22 hours a day.

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