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home is where the pants aren't

52

That moment when you get into the van and there is no candy.

63

May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.

70

$I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them$

102

It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones.

I'm always like "I love you" and they're like "Uhm..thank you for choosing Romans Pizza..."

80

THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF
ANYTHING
YOU WANT.

112

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

122

I AM ALREADY AGAINST THE NEXT WAR

59

What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford an education?

144

there is no sun outside, because it's all in my heart

66

When i die i want my tombstone to offer free WiFi so people will visit me more often.

114

NSA liked
a post
of yours

78

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

265

You are
looking
at a
MASTERPIECE
•

39

Greater than my modesty is only my penis.

60

Dad, you've always been like a father to me.

84

Wait...

was that a hallelujah moment?

52

I may not be the mona lisa but I'd buy me.

63

B F D
OPEN GOLD U FREE
L U I A C A E
DART NERD K REAP

28

better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

134

T
MANY
PE PLE
WITH UT
B LL CKS

31

Due tomorrow = Do tomorrow

6

Wanting to be alone when you can't is the worst.

12

I've got big things going on.

7

I hate feeling like I have to wait for life to happen. How do others live in the present?

13

I'm over you -
all over you.

67

to me 'drink responsibly' means don't spill it.

106

took a nude photo of myself. with the lights off.

you're welcome.

131

I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

95

the
only
DATES
i get are

UPDATES

143

Ups...just got caught peeing in the swimming pool. The damn lifeguard shouted so loud, I almost fell in.

58

I molested myself last night. I said no, but I knew I wanted it.

55

If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

248

insert pseudo-intellectual quote here

2

you should have been a blowjob

23

your existence proves natural selection is a failed theory

20

you must come from the shallow end of the gene pool

9

I wish more things could be blamed on autocorrect.

149

GO
HUG
YOURSELF

216

I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

309

and suddenly everything seemed perfect and life made sense

210

*

I am a creature of the night.

178

if energy can neither be created nor destroyed, what if our souls are a fragmented collection of other people's souls from the past and future? what if our dreams are their memories?

233

Listening to someone's heartbeat.

200

The world is place full of people waiting to be offended by something.

10

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

2

I love you so much I want to move to a country where I can legally own you

276

Do not have unprotected
text.

244

Lebensquantität

7

recently, i called my mother at 3 am. just to let her know how it is, when she calls me on sunday 1 pm.

279

Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

316

BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM

THE NEGATIVE SHIT

372

I woke up this morning ready to go and work, so I pushed the snooze button and gave my lazyness a second chance.

276

Wir und jetzt!

7

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

327

7 billion people on this planet and I can only tolerate around 10 at the most.

27

MORE DIRTY STORIES

20

SCREW PERFECTIO
N

51

Question

your

beliefs.

18

ego aside.

14

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

533

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

707

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

455

it's always words that undress you.

266

you realize your childhood is over when you sleep on the couch and you wake up on the couch. :(

17

distance sucks...my room is so far away from the kitchen.

5

I don't sing in the shower.

I perform.

18

I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love, for you.

9

i'm no fan of innuendos, but i do try to slip one in from time to time.

10

friday is my 2nd favourite "f-word".

15

I'm not saying you're stupid, but perhaps you should pursue activities that don't require any form of intellect... Like Coloring.

15

error 404.
bold not found.

14

the doctor said i needed to start drinking more wine.

also, i'm calling myself "the doctor" now.

14

Dieser Moment, wenn du die Verpackung nochmals aus dem Müll holst, um nach der Backzeit zu schauen...

27

LISTEN TO SILENCE

612

I'm sick about all the Irish stereotypes!
As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.

504

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

1298

It's hip to be squared.

166

You can't sleep?
Me neither.
Let's can't sleep together.

15

I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

326

Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate.

620

swiss

+

355

Put your "faith" between my legs.

238

Home sweet mess.

409

Beauty attracts beauty

4

I have art in my pocket

6

I'm an idealist.
I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

272

the truth only hurts when it should.

312

Bold News:

Boldomatic is nominated for the Swiss App Awards.

205

what if you just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in your mouth...

160

Your wish has been granted:

Double-Tap to like posts.

175

The magic happens outside of your comfort zone.

7

I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life •

200

I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

340

TOMORROW

a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored

157

Bite marks are love notes written in flesh.

162

MERRY CRISIS & A HAPPY NEW FEAR

127

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you' re in prison.

161

happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

168

I'm going to hell in every single religion.

101

near
dark

58

Alles ist amazing, aber niemand happy.

3

Fuck this, I'm going to marry someone rich

78

You & I will always be unfinished business.

5

Baby, its cold outside

5

It all will fall right into place

4

THE GREATEST INSPIRATION
IS THE DEADLINE

21

Instagram

R.I.P.

10

Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

339

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

157

my ambition is handi-capped by laziness.

34

chances are, if you are reading this you are doing pretty well.

24

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