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We will never forget those who died on 9/11. RIP <3

5

Only very fit and healthy people have midnight snacks
It takes a great deal of physical and mental effort to get out of bed at such late hours

180

Get a condom for your heart; I'm about to fuck your feelings.

103

Little known fact:
"You can't get on your feet until you get off your ass."

5

I dare anyone to try to walk away angry with squeaky shoes...

9

Respect & Trust- The two easiest things in life for someone to lose and the hardest things in life to get back. That's all she wrote.

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it's so fucking cold out, I just keyed someones car with my nipples by accident

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it's so fucking cold out, I just keyed someones car with my nipples by accident

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turning 18 on Oct. 17 and i still have not asked a girl out ever

6

Your mother is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

8

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones
-John Lennon

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The trouble with life is there's no background music.

104

You're bed influence.

30

The Japanese say you have three faces.

The first face, you show to the world.
The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family.
The third face, you never show anyone. It's the truest reflection of who you are.

23

Thus spoke Zarathustra -
How do I spell my name again?

4

Since everybody needs something to believe in...
I believe in taking naps! Going to practice my beliefs!!! ;)

2

Let's play
"Your clothes don't like you."

80

Two things that you can't get back once it's lost nor can live without. Your mind & your time! So don't let anyone drive you crazy & don't let anyone waste your time.

11

old soul.
adult body.
teenage love.

25

"I don't think I could stab anyone. Let's be honest, I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun".

84

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

3

all I want is what I'm worth.

80

Sarcasm - honesty's drunk uncle.

3

lets have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

125

I sometimes worries about my short attention span, but not for very long.

4

If
you
are
reading
this,

I hope you have a nice day.

11

I'm not a smart ass, my common sense just overrides yours.

4

too much ambition leads to diarrhea

10

happiness is not an absence of problems, but the determination to deal with them.

12

sleeping
naked burns more
calories

81

i go on vacation with my family so much, i can never have a summer job

12

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

265

i don't have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long.

55

l BELlEVE THERE ARE KlSSES ANÐ LAUGHS ANÐ RlSKS WØRTH TAKlNG

14

I downloaded
"boldomatic" and the only thing I got was this bleak shirt.

7

to me 'drink responsibly' means don't spill it.

106

you're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering

13

why don't you play hide-and-go-fuck-youself?

18

You Sir,
are fluent in bullshit •

14

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!

12

i hope your asshole grows taste buds

10

hipsters don't say "LOL" they say "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL"

(Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud)

63

No I
aint a fuckin hipster,
mister.

3

IF HIPSTER
WAS A
CONTEST YOU'D ALL WIN
IT

8

good looks will only get you so far in life...

13

I wish more things could be blamed on autocorrect.

149

sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage, 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery.

141

you have such a striking face - tell me, how many times were you struck?

13

Some kids were dropped as a baby. But you were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, and tossed out the window.

14

when alexander graham bell invented the phone, he had three missed calls from chuck norris

147

GO
HUG
YOURSELF

216

Love is louder than the pressure to be perfect

140

Who wants hashtags and location stamps?

114

if your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair

14

you should have been a blowjob

23

recently, i called my mother at 3 am. just to let her know how it is, when she calls me on sunday 1 pm.

279

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking?

It sounds like bullshit.

22

i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

318

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

2

Let's do the rabbit thing.

269

it's always words that undress you.

266

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

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justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

562

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

722

STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

363

Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

389

If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.

408

finally friday.

462

I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

326

Fuck you,
very much.

54

I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school and don't do vegetables.

91

You can't sprint all your life.

17

THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

208

don't be
racist.

hate
everyone.

39

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.

FUCK LIKE A RABBIT.

299

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

532

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

3

cheers to the freaking weekend!

279

swiss

+

355

F CK.
i just need U

204

i licked it, so it's mine.

195

don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

496

You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

281

Boldomatic Writers Party
Fr 8.3.13, 22h
Revierclub
Zurich
DJs CND

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404: Life not found

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