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My boss doesn't like the nickname I gave him. It's awful to see Princess Dickhead crying.

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6.9
a good thing fucked up by a period.

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Sushi is Japanese for 'you'll still be hungry'.

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To Quote Hamlet
Act III, Scene III
Line 87,

"NO"

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when sadness becomes your beautiful lover
and you enjoy
the torture of
every touch

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i have never faked a sarcasm in my life!

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If a girl says "first of all," run. There's never been a good "first of all," You've never heard a girl say, "first of all, I'm gonna suck your dick."

"First of all," means that the girl has done research, has her data, her pie charts are ready and you are done.

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The
dog
ate my excuse

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