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I don't mind being nude, if you don't mind being speechlessly impressed.

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The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say, "It's done, but there's blood everywhere."

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Erfahrung heisst gar nichts.. Man kann seine Sache auch 26 Jahre schlecht machen•

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whoever snuck
the 's' in fast food
is a clever bastard.

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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Ein Build sagt mehr als tausend Worte.

(Alte Entwicklerweisheit)

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time for my coffee bagel. guess what im going to wash it down with?
thats right!!!!
hardcore porn......

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EINMAL MIT PROFIS ARBEITEN (tm)

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