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That three second lap dance you get when someone passes you to sit in your row at the movies.

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I put redbull in my coffee this morning instead of water.
And now I can see noises.

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Just saw a man walking four dogs, shit, he must be some kind of super blind.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra ..

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life should be more like hockey. when someone pisses you off, you just beat the shit out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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learning rap lyrics so i can surprise people during car rides.

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