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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

6

I'm not going outside

Until the temperature is
above my age.

11

Boldomatic = Community
Community = Family

6

Who knew the apocalypse was going to be so slow and expensive?

17

Simplified urine test

Go out and pee in the garden;
If ants gather- diabetes
If you pee on your feet-prostate
If it smells like barbeque- Cholesterol
If you return to your room with your penis outside your pantspants-Alzheimers

9

'ehhh good enough'

-Mediocrates

11

If animals could speak to us, they
wouldn't.

34

My anxiety is top-notch.

I can regret the past and fear the future at the same time.

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