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Posts Liked by nochzweimal

"Der
Stressball tropft!"

"Das ist ne
Mandarine."

8

My favorite part of a marathon is watching runners when they realize I handed them a cup of vodka instead of water...

7

Kiss the hell out of me.

Please

50

IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND A WEIRDO, NEVER LET THEM GO....

2

Get out of my head and fall into my arms instead.

91

have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered...

"who ties your shoelaces for you?"

43

BY THE WAY,
I'M WEARING
THE SMILE
YOU GAVE ME.

220

THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

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