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Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

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First woman on the moon:
"Houston, we have a problem."
What?
"Never mind."
What's the problem?
"Nothing."
Please tell us?
"I'm fine."

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Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.

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If it takes someone 12 minutes to get the straw into the Capri Sun, this should give you some indication as to what they are like in bed.

Back away slowly, then run fast, run far.

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Never ask a woman her age. Or her weight. Or anything. Just stare, breathe and hope for the best.

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