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I want a toilet seat that plays 'Eye of the tiger' whenever I sit down for business.

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Next time, I'll try to wait until you're finished crying to initiate make up sex.

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"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

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Boldomatic Android app released.

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It was hormones at first sight.

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My heart is so big, it can fit your pair of boobs.

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I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.

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suck it and see

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