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The new iPhone will have a finger print scanner. Or, in other words, Apple is about to amass the largest database of biometric data in the world.

I'm sure the people of NSA are dancing like little school girls right now.

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Whatever you do, make sure it makes you happy •

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Happy
Birthday
Mr. Bold!
^_^

15

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that there are trillions of cells in your body and all they care about is you.

9

When I
give you my
time, I'm giving you a portion of my life that I will
never get back..
so please don't make me regret it •

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Frauen denken an sich (,) selbst zuletzt.

13

Toll, dass es immer früher hell wird.

Da habe ich einfach mehr vom schlechten Wetter.

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It's just going to be another one of those mornings where I'm not rich and famous...

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It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them-

The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...

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Tschüss Winterspeck!

Hallo Frühlingsrolle!

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The only thing a man should change in his woman are her name, adress and her view of men.

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Einfach mal dem Postboten eine reinhauen. Wer austeilt muss auch einstecken können.

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I wish I was a millionaire. Then again, this couch is really comfortable.

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Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other.

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Trust me;

God has never failed and he won't start now.

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Keep Calm
and
eat a
Snickers •

16

Birthdays are just nature's way of telling us to eat more cake...

21

I have a black belt in sarcasm

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I'll advice you...don't mess with me:
I know Karate, Judo, Taekwondo, Jujitsu... and over 20 other dangerous words.

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

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$Don't judge a book by its cover. My math textbook had a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. I didn't enjoy myself at all.$

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For every expectation that turns into disappointment, you'll be given something to cherish by those from whom you expected nothing •

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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

18

Ist das Kunst oder kann das weg?

23

You
don't have
to be perfect to be beautiful •

22

Was sagst du als Unbeteiligter eigentlich zum Thema Intelligenz?

14

Wenn jemand einen Stein nach dir wirft, dann werfe eine Blume zurück. Nimm aber immer die mit dem schwersten Topf...

14

I’ve always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can’t judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

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If you love something, let it go.

But if it doesn't
come back to visit,
hunt it down and
kill it.

23

They are called
"skinny jeans"
not
"make you skinny jeans"

22

When you try to compliment someone but end up insulting them...

21

Nö, gelernt hab ich nicht, dafür sind meine Fingernägel jetzt schön lackiert.

12

Meine Motivation? Die liegt noch im Bett.

Ach guck, jetzt winkt sie und zeigt mir den Mittelfinger!

9

Let smiles overshadow sadness.
Let faith
make you believe.
Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life •

22

"You look tired"

is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like shit.

28

LIFE IS TO EXPRESS YOURSELF
not to impress others

20

Make someone smile whenever
you can..
you never know how much of a difference you could be making in their life at that moment •

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No more food in house.

Let the hunger games
begin.

20

I never run with scissors.

Those last two words were unnecessary.

25

-I'm a ninja!
-No, you're not!
-Did you see me do that?
-Do what?
-Exactly

11

"I don't know.
Let's Yahoo it!"

Said by no one ever.

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Twinkle, twinkle little star
I want to hit you with a car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you break your neck and die...;)

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To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

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Keep
smiling because
life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about •

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I woke up this morning ready to go and work, so I pushed the snooze button and gave my lazyness a second chance.

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LEARNING TO IGNORE THINGS IS ONE OF THE GREAT PATHS TO INNER PEACE

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Intelligence
is like an underwear..
It is important
that you have it,
but not necessary that you show it off •

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Daily routine:

wake up
be awesome
go back to sleep

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Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing •

67

Everything in theory also works in practice.

In theory.

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"I have not failed! I simply discovered 1'000 ways that aren't the solution to my problem."

Thomas Edison

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shit happens I mean... just look at your face.

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