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Posts Liked by nielsenceline

Whoever created the five day work week was probably friends with the asshole that invented pants.

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Just saw a butterfly with a girl tattooed on its lower back.

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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a club for saints.

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soon as you realize love is in the air, somebody farts.

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If this is to end in fire, we should all burn together.

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I do not like you

You will never be grilled cheese

You make my mouth sad

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Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that's what alcohol is for.

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Kiss me like your ex is watching

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