Posts Liked by neverdarknight

sometimes, the best form of birthcontrol is a good lighting.

better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

I'll have a cup of Tea with spoon of Nae.

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Ich will ein Haus am See

WTF

(Where's The Food)

My damn iPhone is broken.

I pressed the home button and I'm still at work...

I heard some hipsters drowned.
They must have fallen into the mainstream.

Daily routine:

wake up
be awesome
go back to sleep

Lieber Rum trinken, als rumsitzen !

Blah
Blah
Blah

Wir müssen
auch mal an
andere denken!

Wie fühlt sich zum Beispiel der Tropfen, der das Fass zum überlaufen bringt?

Wotsch fötli?

Gahsch Coop chaufsch Uncle Ben's Reis. Da bini druff man!!!

I don't need to control my anger. Everybody around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off.

wozu ins irrenhaus wenn es zu mir viel kürzer ist!

Making someone laugh when they're feeling down is one of the best feelings in the world.

You call it lazy.

I call it selective participation.

Solange sie nur übers Wetter klagen. Haben sie keine grösseren Sorgen. Oder sie versuchen sich von grösseren Problemen ab zu lenken.

Beides ist mir recht.

Never can't get enough of Sufjan Stevens Music!

Ich liebe es wenn Verkäuferinnen ihr Professionelles lächeln auf setzen. Dann wissen wir beide. Das der einte den anderen versucht über den Tisch zu ziehen.

Why is it not socially acceptable to talk to yourself in public?

How fast can you guess these words?
1. Boo_s
2. __ndom
3. F__k
4. P_n_s
5. Pu_s_
6. S_x

"The thing about quotes on the internet is,
you can not confirm their validity."

- Abraham Lincoln

Men
are like snowstorms..
You never
know when
he's coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long he will last •

That awkward moment when you get home and look at yourself in the mirror thinking... did i really look like this all day?

Waitress: Would you like a table?
Me: No, i came to a restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please!

*Walks upstairs* Me: Why am i up here?! *Walks downstairs* "Oh, now i remember, sh*t."

Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges
to keep the crazies from following you •

Auch den Hosenstall sollte man hin und wieder ausmisten.

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THE BIRDS ARE BACK!

Back on Boldomatic,

Bitches!

ojg;&wqmpyls,,@¥.xgof~Gjö!

...sorry, das waren die ameisen!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEGRIAN

This morning I thought my mirror was joking.

If a duck could pull a truck, then hook that sucker up.

wenn sich ameisen einigen, können sie elefanten transportieren.

Irgendwann heirate ich den Montag, gewinne sein vertrauen und dann bring ich ihn um.

it is me i fear
it is me

i hate
mondays

do
epic

shit

bold up your day

If a tomato is a fruit... then is ketchup a smoothie?

diplomacy:

fuck you, sir

sollte.. wollte.. hätte.. könnte.. würde..

I love that being super gay allows me to be super nice to others—and if they think it’s weird, well, they’re just closed-minded.

Gott gab den Männern einen Penis und ein Gehirn, aber leider nicht genug Blut, um beides zu bedienen.

4 Gründe warum ein Schokohase besser ist als ein Mann.

1. Er befriedigt auch, wenn er weich ist.

2. Es macht nichts, wenn man ihm auf die Eier beißt

3. Er ist immer glänzend angezogen.

4. Er macht zwar dick, aber nicht schwanger !

"an irish man walked out of a bar"
OMG you never see that! :)

Say these 4 words••••
ICE
BANK
MICE
ELF

Now Say it out loud,

—THEN SAY—

ON THE WEEKEND... ;0
••••

Für den Fall, dass die Spekulation selbständig isomorph echte Chancengleichheit schafft, muss festgestellt werden, dass die Qualitätskontrolle isotonisch selbständig zu begreifen ist!

die penner haben mir kopfschmerzen in den letzten vodka gemischt!

slipeinlagen
rasierer
enthaarungscreme
wimperntusche
shampoo
ob
schoggi
entschlackungscreme
zahnbürste
bodylotion
schoggi
kleider WERBUNG!

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.

Winston
Churchill

The Red Sea is blue!

PMW

Game Over

Türüm

ZoJ werden zu Hulk.

Hulk wütend.

Hulk werden jetzt auslöschen diesen bösen Schokohasen

LESS SLEEP.
LESS PEOPLE.
LESS BULLSHIT.
MORE COFFEE.
MORE CREATIVITY.
MORE TRAVELING.
MORE FUN.
MORE PEACE.

EIN
HEIM
ISCH

When live knocks me down,
I usually lay there and take a nap.

Who the f*uck is Justin Bieber

20 Minuten: "Hersteller lassen Produkte bewusst schneller altern."

Ich hab jetzt mal eine anti aging creme für mein I Phone gekauft.

kissed
by
the
sun

Checking the time on your phone twice because you forgot it the first time.

Google: I know everything.
Facebook: I know everyone.
Internet: Without me, you're all nothing.
Electricity: Keep talking fools.

Dear parents, thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never on those customized keychains.

If i was mean't to be controlled, i would have came with a remote.

If you don't have anythig nice to say, come sit by me and we'll make fun of peope together.

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Falling down and getting back up.

How happy you are is depending on how quick you stand after you fell.

I don't just want to be seen
I want to be remembered

One day can make your life.
One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five days that change everything.
Beverly Donofrio••••

die Kombination aus früh, kalt und feucht ist einfach nicht mein Ding

Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour?

Putting on jeans:
right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, DONE!

Frisch kennengelernt: vor jedem Date enthaaren - falls ich über Nacht bleibe...

Frisch zusammen gezogen:
vor jedem Champions League Match enthaaren... falls seine Mannschaft gewinnt...

Both of us can't look good at the same time, it's either me or the house!

und ewig lockt das Eis

My darling baby
this is a warning said that I'm leaving on
Monday morning

Der super fröhliche Radiomoderator übersieht entweder, dass Montag ist; oder er kokst.

Common sense is like deodorant; those that need it most, don’t use it •

Hallo Montag, nimm dir doch einen Keks und setz dich da in die Ecke.

emotional
rifts

tectonic
shifts

my heart
crumbles

again

Wein schütt ich rein

I don't suffer from insanity!

I enjoy every minute of it!

life's an asshole

then you go out with one

then you kill him

then you repeat

IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT, DON'T EVER CHANGE.

Meine güte, kann die Nachbarskatze böse gucken, wenn man ihr Zwiebeln an die Pfoten bindet und sie in die Auflaufform setzt.

are you drunk or hangover?

yes

I hate it when my phone decides to randomly jump out of my hand and attack the floor •

A world without women would be a pain in the ass.

if you know what i mean.

new p•pe
•
•
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese••••

<:3)~X~~

[] <:3)~~~~
( *)>~

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

eargasm

Wer wohl im Vatikan fürs Marketing verantwortlich ist?

Früher
war ich unentschlossen,
heute
bin ich mir da nicht mehr so sicher.

RETTET
PUMMEL
FEEN
AUS
RÖHREN-
JEANS!

Aus Kuscheln
wird irgendwie
immer was
Perverses.

follow

Bevor ich jemandem neu folge, beobachte ich ihn erstmal ne Weile.

Abends.

Durchs Schlafzimmerfenster..

de mänsche a isch bald vollmond

say it BOLD

Meine
Motivation
und ich haben Beziehungsprobleme
und leben derzeit getrennt

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

Carpe Noctem

Seize The Night.

:-(

The food channel is like porn for your stomach •

dasfeueristzuheiss.ch

Hände hoch das ist ein Boldofall

LANGSAM WIRD ES ZEIT ERWACHSEN ZU WERDEN

FACE DOWN,
ASS UP.

that's the way i tie my shoes.

Nom.
Nom.
Nom.
*burp*

I meant to behave,
but there were too many other options •

Ich hab in der Zeitung gelesen, dass Küsse glücklich machen.

Darf ich dich glücklich machen?

If you were a Bold post,
I would certainly like you •

Sweet as heaven,
hot as hell,
born to tease,
taught to please..
i can do it all with ease •

Face your problems. Don't Facebook them...

mal spontan was machen? ja wann, wo, mit wem... ähm ja sehr spontan

Give me summer.

Never
Dark
Night.

Never start today with the broken pieces of yesterday •

I may not have the cutest eyes, prettiest smile, gorgeous face or perfect body..
but I do have a caring heart •

Be happy and thankful for what you have..
'coz sometimes not everyone is as fortunate as you •

You don't have a Valentine?

Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day, so
SHUT UP!

guet nacht am füfi

Zum Valentinstag habe ich ihr Blumen-
kohl
geschenkt.

Versuche gerade krampfhaft meiner besseren Hälfte zu erklären,
dass wir den Valentinstag in meiner Religion nicht feiern.

Meditieren ist kultiviertes

Nichtstun.

a pretty face gets old.
a nice body will change.
but a good woman will always be
a good woman.

If everybody was happy in relationship there would barely be any good music.

Speaking is silver.

Writing is Bold.

Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

W
Y c I o
N o n i t r
e r i o t ' l
w k s t a y. s a d.

DREAM BIG, WORK HARD AND DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE

the problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.

i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

Man muss immer wieder mit Leuten rechnen, auf die man nicht zählen kann.

whatever you are,
be a good one.

dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry.
so shut up!

you can't have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time

SECRET

something
you tell everybody to
tell nobody.

Bin gut drauf, suche jemanden für drunter!

i don't like to being told what to do unless i'm naked.

When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?

It's FRIDAY

Don't make any sober decisions!

Ich bin nicht dick. Ich brauche nur viel Platz für meine inneren Werte.

699

i eat cake because it's somebodys birthday somewhere.

Hallo ollah
allo olla
llo oll
lo ol
o o

karma is only a bitch if you are.

Ich bin kein Mann grosser Worte.
Ich bin eine Frau.

Sometimes you must turn off your brain and just do it.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan.
Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN SO THEY CAN STEAL THIS WORLD.

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Auch Unkraut hat schöne Blüten.

Ich küsste ihre Lippen und ihre Schenkel wärmten meine Ohren.

wadehadedudeda?

PROVE
YOU
EXIST

Don't believe everything you think.

WORRYING SOLVES NOTHING

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

A recent survey of North American males found
42% were overweight,
34% were critically obese
and 8% ate the survey.

Tipp:
Liebe Bettina such dir keinen Wulff

I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans than giving up my dreams.

FORGET ABOUT
THE THINGS YOU THINK YOU NEED AND START BEING THANKFUL FOR THE THINGS YOU HAVE.

At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

decided to burn lots of calories today
so I set a fat kid on fire!

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!

Hey kennste den "feat." ?

Der singt fast überall mit.

Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible.

F CK.
i just need U

time is the greatest teacher; un-fortunately it kills all of it's students