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Tell her she is beautiful, not hot.
She is a woman, not a cup of tea.

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Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you

9

The less you respond to rude, critical, argumentative people, the more paceful your life will become

5

To love someone is nothing,
to be loved by someone is something.
But to be loved by the one you love
is everything

14

Stay away from anger..
.. it hurts only you

7

Silence doesn't always mean "yes".
Sometimes it means, "I'm tired of explaining to people who don't even care to understand"

16

rules of life

LOVE | DREAM big | be grateful | Keep Your Promises | have FUN | BE HAPPY | SharE | TRY out NEW things | Know That You Are Loved | LISTEN | Laugh out LouD | be REAL | ALWAYS say the TrutH | Forgive | HUG OFTEN

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Everything
in this world is temporary, you can take nothing when our time ends, so enjoy every seconds of your life •

12

Fear is against life—it prevents action and therefore inhibits growth and problem-solving.

12

When was the
last time you
did something
for the first
time?

8

what did we use to do in the bathroom before cell phones?

9

The greatest gift you can give a special person is your TIME, it's like you're giving a portion of your life that you can never bring back.

9

Originality
is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it •

21

Dear Brain,

Night
time is for sleeping, not solving the world's problems..
You understand?

36

Tea,
You sassy huh?

8

Darf
ich dir
mal ganz unverbindlich mit 150km/h ins Gesicht fassen?!

20

I'm going to start cleaning the house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine while spraying everything with Febreze.

81

Be independentand never allow others to hold power over you

13

Respect old people.

They gratuated school without Google and Wikipedia.

136

Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.

17

Do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while •

20

THE BAD NEWS:
THERE IS NO KEY TO HAPPINESS

THE GOOD NEWS:
IT ISN'T LOCKED

49

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear •

29

BE CONFIDENT AS HELL AND JUST FUCKING GO FOR THE GOLD ^_<

7

Most people
don't realize their opinion is irrelevant as fcuk •

22

Whenever I get mad, I just imagine a t-rex trying to pick up a basketball.

9

Lets all take a moment and be thankful that spiders can't fly •

16

Shower is the place of thoughts and decision making •

16

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday and all will be well •

7

I hate it when someone starts asking me questions just after waking up •

22

A cold
weather
gives people
an absolute motivation..
motivation of
doing nothing •

21

those
who are hardest
to love
need it

the most.

2

Great minds fuck eachother!

6

Great minds fuck eachother!

11

Design won't save the world but it damn sure makes it look better.

53

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

35

and suddenly all the love songs were about you.

31

you never know what you have...

- untill you clean your room.

16

LEARNING TO IGNORE THINGS IS ONE OF THE GREAT PATHS TO INNER PEACE

15

Always remember that you are braver than you belive, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think & twice as beautiful as you'd ever imagined

6

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

111

dear customer service,

first of all you should know that i am typing this with my middle finger.

14

idiocy knows no ends

self doubt no beginnings

8

i wish i was the way i was when i wished to be the way i am now

12

Why is it that OPPORTUNITY tends to knock once, and then it's gone... TEMPTATION, on the other hand, won't stop leaning on the doorbell?

9

Our inner child comes out when we get togheter with people we trust.

15

If you are living your life without giving an "f", you are only living a lie.

4

Years from now, you will find the things you held dear, where trivial to the core.

All those silly things you care about meant nothing, and that nieve quest for perfection was a complete fuckery of time.

8

the best things in life are unseen that's why we close our eyes when we

kiss,
laugh &
dream

13

In French, you don't really say
"I miss you" You say
"tu me manques" which means
"you are missing from me"

I love that...

22

Cleaning is just putting stuff in
less obvious places.

10

The eyes are useless when the mind is blind.

6

If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

15

You were born an original, don't die a copy.

16

Most people with good taste are young and poor.

12

Sometimes, you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes, in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself.

60

the weekend: a time you make a promise to yourself to catch up on all the shit you didn't get done M-F and then feel guilty about it sunday evening

5

Apologizing doesn't mean your wrong and the other person is right.

It means you value your relationship more than your ego.

19

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

10

Nothing feels worse than carrying out decisions you might’ve made on autopilot

4

we are what we repeatedly do

excellence then is not an act but a habit

- aristotle

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Instead of worrying about where your next vacation is, maybe you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from.
- SETH GODIN

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Make decisions that ‘feel right’ because 9 times out of 10 they ARE right

7

I don't know if I did right or wrong but I always did my best.

80

fort minor bei der sportschau? dann aber bitte auch wu tang beim donnstigs-jass!

8

i paint flowers so they will not die.

frida kahlo

18

whoever snuck the "s" in "fast food" was a clever person!

49

i ha meh freud a päckli vom titolo als vom zalando.

ps: it is a rosherun.

7

Y a ceux qui sont malins

et y a les autres.

4

Your double dimple smile manipulates me.

11

just drown me in coffee

20

I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.

17

Zu teurer?

Augen zu und Karte durch.

13

(popcorn)

15

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

75

iSleepy

there's a nap for that

27

jag vill knulla

16

Varmt välkommen till Bold, Swedish!

(^.^)/"

25

easy

30

Stu(dying)

5

Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices

you are one of them

5

Real eyes
realize
real lies

13

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong

11

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.

7

You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

19

Sortiere gerade meine M&M's alphabetisch...

21

Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

389

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT, DON'T EVER CHANGE.

110

new p•pe
•
•
___ •
||

11

Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.

10

How do you know if someone is Vegetarian? They tell you.
Always.

60

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness, so I don't intimidate you.

4

Playing video games for graphics is like watching a porn for the story.

8

If it itches, it will be scratched. End of story.

5

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life
-
if I die next thursday.

45

Out of all utensils invented to eat rice with...
How could two sticks win?

33

An Apple a day keeps Windows away.

40

the problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.

49

i licked it, so it's mine.

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The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

13

I really wish I could unfuck you.

41

Everyday
is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.

34

I'm on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it.

54

alcohol is really just the liquid version of photoshop.

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Before you judge me, make sure you're perfect.

100

Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

180

WORRYING SOLVES NOTHING

115

404: Life not found

81

Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

339

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

25

Wende dich der Sonne zu, dann fallen die Schatten hinter dich.

13

Sometimes, I pretend to be normal, but that gets very boring.

So, I go back to being myself.

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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's...she changes it more often.

10

a clean house is the sign of a broken computer

13

Danger is Real

Fear is a choice

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People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do know me wish I was.

14

Maybe God created the world, but everything else is made in China.

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Women are not gossiping
they are networking

15

STOP TALKING! I THINK IN PICTURES!

11

When all else fails, smile. It confuses people. :D

22

beauty without intelligence is a masterpiece painted on a napkin.

22

You only live once

but if you work it right, once is enough

15

What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it!

6

My favourite sport is eye rolling

20

I'M NOT WAVING

I AM DROWNING

18

whenever I have a problem,
i just sing,
then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

22

design matters.

11

I'm terribly busy doing things I don't need to do in order to avoid doing anything I'm supposed to be doing.

31

It's winter.
Call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.

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The only purpose of a snooze button is to reject reality for another 10 minutes •

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IDIOTITIS:

A disease which causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands are affected. Might be contagious.

Best defense:
Slap and run!

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"Destiny is when you find something, you've never been looking for and realize that you never wanted anything else."

•••

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every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.

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Good news always picks the slowest shipping method.

13

Don't think that thinking is doing.

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Don't think that thinking is doing.

21

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

34

Doubt kills more ideas than failure ever will.

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having SEX on everyday beginning with "t"

tuesday. thursday.
today. tomorrow.
taturday. tunday.
every tucking day!

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Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.

7

my life is so much more interesting inside my head.

8

you realize your childhood is over when you sleep on the couch and you wake up on the couch. :(

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Me: I wanna go on a diet.

Food: Hahahaha No.

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TOMORROW

a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored

157

I MISS HATING THE SUMMER HEAT ^

189

i don't like to being told what to do unless i'm naked.

177

IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION

183

If Tetris has taught me anything its that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear •

174

DONE IS BETTER THAN PERFECT

234

Weekends are like an orgasm.
It takes a lot to get there and when you finally did, it's over in no time...

232

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

163

All i ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy !

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Quiet people have the loudest minds.

520

Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate.

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