Search for #hashtags, @writers or keywords

Posts Liked by ndw1

It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working

86

I put redbull in my coffee this morning instead of water.
And now I can see noises.

77

The most difficult part about walking away from someone is realizing that they don't care enough to attempt to stop you.

162

teeth:
because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge

95

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

144

a virgin getting pregnant, l can believe. but three wise men?

80

Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

153

life should be more like hockey. when someone pisses you off, you just beat the shit out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

97

show more

About Help Brands Affiliate Developer Press Contact Copyright Privacy Terms