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My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials.

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Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

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The forecast for Saturday is mostly drunk with a 99% chance of being horny.

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Don't leave me with bruises, and then tell me that you ache.

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Because
of smart phones my thumbs now have biceps.

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And here starts another week without me being rich or famous.

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In 1814 Women had no rights

In 1914 Women fought for some rights

In 2014 Women are always fucking right

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Zur Sicherheit habe ich nachts immer ein Messer unter dem Kopfkissen. Man weiss ja nie, vielleicht bringt jemand plötzlich Kuchen vorbei.

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