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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

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"Give it to me!" she yelled. "Give it to me now, I'm so fucking wet!"
She could yell all she wanted...I was keeping the umbrella.

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

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Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. That way when you can't get the straw in the hole anymore you know you've had enough.

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Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come. The real epidemic is the douche bag apocalypse that is already upon us.

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My Time Schedule:
•Sleep
•Wake up exhausted
•Pledge to go to bed earlier tonight
•Sleepy all day
•Finally wake up later
•Wide awake!
•It's late but who cares? It's time to party!
•It's 2am I should probably go to bed

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I believe in emphaty. I am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they're wearing crocs, then they can go fuck themselves.

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