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Posts Liked by mzmochajonez

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing"
It does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

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Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds!

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"YOU'LL SEE! THEY'LL ALL SEE!!"

-A very passionate eye doctor throwing glasses into a crowd

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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

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Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers.

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there are people still breathing because i can't afford a hitman..

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lets have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

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Skinny girls think they are chubby,
chubby girls think they're fat
and fat girls think they can wear leggings •

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