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Put someone's genitals into your mouth and no one bats an eye

eat a chip off the ground and everyone loses their minds.

95

An die Person, die meine Schuhe versteckt hat während ich auf der Hüpfburg war:

Werd erwachsen!

35

It hurts when you have someone in your heart but you can't have them in your arms.

68

We can, we always could. We just never knew if we would. Never knew we should...

128

Did you know, that 3-4 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.

143

I keep looking at the stars tonight, in the hopes of
finding you...

95

SOME PEOPLE
SAY SORRY
IN THE TONE OF WHATEVER

199

If you ever feel powerless, remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a whole restaurant.

115

Ich: Soll ich es kaufen?
Kopf: Nein! Konto: Nein! Partner: Nein!
Universum: Nein!
Ich: Gekauft!

45

sometimes all you need is 1 million dollar and a new identity.

170

You know you're fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day..

162

the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else

134

I like mysteries so I decided to become one.

137

Aufstehen ist der erste Schritt in die falsche Richtung.

32

life's too short for a maybe

42

Of all the things I've loved and lost, I miss my star trek pyjamas the most.

84

Beauty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks.

133

LOVE IS IN THE AIR
TRY NOT TO
BREATHE

141

Kiss me like your ex is watching

211

Never ask a woman her age. Or her weight. Or anything. Just stare, breathe and hope for the best.

198

Here's to the nights that turned into mornings with the friends that turned into family.
Cheers to you.

196

a friend isn't your friend until they defend you in your absence

168

Unter der Dusche fast beim Gähnen ertrunken!

Leben am Limit!

54

DIFFICULT ROADS
OFTEN LEAD
TO BEAUTIFUL
DESTINATIONS

213

the question is not what you look at, but what you see

147

will your mouth still remember the taste of my love?

33

will we ever be the same again?

31

Wir kaufen dinge die wir nicht brauchen, von Geld das wir nicht haben, um Menschen zu beindrucken, die wir nicht mögen.

33

Es ist wie immer und doch wie nie.

18

walk with me on the shady side of life

102

you are the
tree standing
in the middle
of a hurricane
with both middle
fingers up in the air.

145

do broken hearts ever heal?

16

I AM FIJI WATER

YOU ARE TOILET WATER

16

Samstsgabend

Ich trage Schlafanzug wie eine Prinzessin.

16

...and i want you to know that you are so damn special.

16

No matter what happens, I will always want to be with you.

19

I'm cute as hell

...which incidentally is where I came from.

34

Titanic

Ein Film, der im gegensatz zum Schiff, in Amerika sehr gut ankam

12

Ich unter der Dusche:
5 % waschen / 10 % singen / 10 % Shampoo im Auge / 75 % Argumente ausdenken für vergangene, oder nie stattgefundene Diskussionen.

23

Every
morning
is
a
chance
at
a
new
day.

18

$this is my cup of care \_/ oh, would you look at that it's empty.$

21

i wonder if unicorns believe in humans?

28

Sometimes it takes just one fucking person to make you feel bad

34

The prettiest people do the ugliest things.

284

I almost had an "I need a guy moment" but then I was able to get the vodka open.

234

Ich selber brauche gar keinen Kaffee zum Leben. Ich brauche ihn, damit andere überleben.

34

between
"I can't wait to live on the other end of the world"
and
"I can't live without him by my side".

23

you have
my heart
and we'll
never be
worlds apart.

22

Ooh yeah baby, ignore me harder. Ooh yeah right there, don't text back.

110

The hands of friendship have no color.

232

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

344

Pause nach dem Sport ist wichtig...

...so 2-3 Jahre

15

It's
Good
To
CRY
Sometimes
Tears
Are Liquid Prayers From
The Heart xx

14

there is always that one friend your parents hate.

18

MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT,
MAYBE IT'S AN INSTAGRAM FILTER.

192

Ich habe keine Spinnweben in der Wohnung!

Das sind Öko-Traumfänger...

133

your age is the number of times you went around the sun...

232

STARBUCKS NEEDS A SEPARATE LINE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

146

we can
still be friends

149

Sometimes you have to destroy something to create something new.

229

happimess

177

"Für wie doof hältst du mich eigentlich?"

"Warte kurz, ich muss nur noch kurz mein Einhorn füttern."

"OK, ich warte. "

74

When I know you are in pain, it hurts inside of me, too.

39

I just don't know
what to say

I think of you every
night and day

I wish you were here

I wish I was there

I'd love to be with
you anywhere

86

my ex has one very annoying habit.

breathing.

100

BY THE WAY,
I'M WEARING
THE SMILE
YOU GAVE ME.

220

the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

104

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

270

the lion and tiger might be powerful...
but the wolf does not perform in the circus

316

Auch aus Steinen, die einem in den Weg gelegt werden, kann man etwas Schönes bauen.

64

namaste,
bitches

200

C'EST
LA
FUCKING
VIE

231

Dont make me choose between you and food because I would miss you.

333

KLAUEN DEINE ELTERN?

SIEHST SO MITGENOMEN
AUS

40

my heart says: summer

my body says: no

203

Ich gebe dem Tag die Schuld.

Schliesslich hat der angefangen.

80

I
Wish
R.I.P.
meant
Return
If
Possible x

33

Hey you with all the energy at 6a.m., you're not human.

50

I look forward to never seeing you again.

38

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