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Posts Liked by mvdl

your age is the number of times you went around the sun...

232

Excuse me, here's your nose.

I found it in my business.

53

I tried to be nice, I really did,
but then you opened your mouth.

86

Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with,
so basically, a clown ninja.

58

Showers are great.
They make you feel nice and clean and you sound like a professional singer.

66

Meine Freunde heiraten, bauen Häuser, kriegen Kinder. Und ich pule den Chiquita Aufkleber von einer Banane und klebe ihn mir auf die Stirn.

39

Möchten Sie Ihren Kaffee schwarz?

Nein, Rosa mit grünen Sternchen, Tischfeuerwerk
und Girlanden

46

Ich stehe mit
beiden Beinen
fest auf dem
Schlauch.

69

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