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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and it's wearing my skin as a disguise.

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I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself.

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BEAST
MODE

» ON

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say : eye
spell : map
say : ness

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It's not the dress that makes you look fat!

It's the fat.

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therapist.

the.rapist

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What's more awkward, the first kiss or the first fart?

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