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Posts Liked by monocher

We all think we're smart
until we try to turn on
someone else's shower.

212

Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

307

when there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire.

129

an eye for an eye would make the world blind.

177

When I die,
I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.

156

Life Is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It

176

life is like ketchup ...

... either nothing
comes around
or all at once*

173

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