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The forecast for Saturday is mostly drunk with a 99% chance of being horny.

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Dear Alcohol,

We had a deal.
You were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer.

I saw the video, we need to talk.

6

lazy is a very strong word.
i like to call it selective participation.

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Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

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it's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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and there were always those nights where she preferred the rain over people. because the rain would remind her of how she should feel and people would remind her of the things she always wanted to forget.

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My brain keeps making appointments that my body cannot keep.

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At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

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