Posts Liked by mischeli

The Dark Side does NOT have cookies!
But it does have waffles every Tuesday

It's not what's under the Christmas tree that matters,

it's who's around it.

Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

Mein Schlafrhythmus sitzt mit dem Monster unter dem Bett und pokert.

Twerking and Selfie have been added to the dictionary.

Future and Hope have been removed...

I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

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