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Ich stand heute morgen neben ein paar Teenagern an der Bushaltestelle.
Frage mich wer seine Kinder "Alter" "Opfer" und "Schwör" nennt....

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Plan A:
Weltherrschaft

Plan B:
Leute mit Enten bewerfen

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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I love food more than I love people.

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I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

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In the travel trailer...

At least the sheets are finally clean

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Liar
Liar
Pants on fire

Are your roasted nuts done yet?

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My Grandpa has the Heart of a Lion, and now a Lifetime ban from the Zoo

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