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I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

(unfortunately
it's Buddha)

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At times, I'm extremely grateful that our thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads like in comics.

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some people can't sleep because they have insomnia, I can't sleep because I have internet connection

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Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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go directly to hell.

do not pass GO.
do not collect $200.

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