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TIP OF THE DAY:

Never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where your shit ideas come from •

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Skinny girls think they are chubby,
chubby girls think they're fat
and fat girls think they can wear leggings •

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I love you so much I want to move to a country where I can legally own you

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"I'm not mad. Why would I be mad?"

- girls who are mad

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When butterflies
fall in love,
do they feel humans in their
stomach?

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Unicorns can't fly, I can't fly. Therefore, I'm a unicorn.

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My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.

Oh, you do?

It must be 15
minutes fast

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