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Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

289

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

289

your demons and
mine want to have dinner some time.

188

getting no message is also a message...

258

less walls &
more bridges

163

FRENCH PEOPLE ARE SO HARDCORE THEY EAT "PAIN" FOR BREAKFAST.

190

Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.

244

sometimes people just need a highfive

in the face
with a chair

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