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Posts Liked by merle.

Google translator don't understand sarcasm. Like the most people in the world.

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others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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Ich gehe Karneval als Berliner Flughafen,
dann bin ich am nächsten Tag nicht so fertig.

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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