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Love is like a train, either you get on or leave without you.

DATE: "I have a bad tattoo."

[ lifts leg to reveal dolphin ]

ME: "Me too."

[ lifts top to reveal lyrics to "Who Let The Dogs Out" in Harry Potter font ]

Trust me...
When I woke up today, I had no plans to be this sexy.
But hey, shit happens.

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