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teeth:
because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge

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I visited my psycho- therapist the other day...

he cried a lot.

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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

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With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

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Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.

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I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

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