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Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

Silence is golden,
unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.

"Même l'avenir n'est plus ce qu'il était." Paul Valéry

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

We don't make mistake - Just happy little accidents.

Get crazy!

Considéré : Tellement il est con, il n'en revient pas lui-même

Ma femme a un nouveau sac qui est 10 fois mieux que le précédent et 20 fois moins bien que le suivant, c'est évident !

guet-à- pintes

Si vers ton destin doucement tu vas et l'heure tu ne regarde pas
ton bus ou ton train tu louperas
dans la merde tu seras!!

I am not crazy

My reality is just different than yours

beer makes you see double and feel single

THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF
ANYTHING
YOU WANT.

le mieux
est
l'ennemi du bien !

the pirate test:

if you repost this you are a bold-pirate

Wow, it's really super hot outside today probably.

leave my head
or
start paying rent

Greater than my modesty is only my penis.

its not about knowing big words to be a writer but experiencing the feelings those big words define

I'm gonna ignore you so hard you'll start to doubt your own existance.

cry me a summer

smile a little

:-)

Face your problems. Don't Facebook them...

The synonym for reality is offline.

La femme est l'égal de l'homme mais sans les défauts.

Dans ma vie j'ai rencontré des gens formidables et d'autres fort..minables!!

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L'OCÉAN EST TROP AGITÉ POUR ESPÉRER ATTEINDRE LES RIVES SOUHAITÉES.

... la vie est trop courte pour boire du mauvais café, mais renoncer à la cafféine — jamais !

SEX, HUGS
AND SOCKS
WITH HOLES

We all are
a little
broken.

& that's
okay.

if she had 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing?
her clothes.

when you color outside the lines.. you are able to create a bigger picture

My parents are perfectionists

They made me

Each day has enough trouble of its own.
Do not worry too much of today so does of tomorrow. Smile, and give your best shot •

Un seul être fait entrer l'homme en enfer par la porte du paradis:

La Femme

we are defined by what we do...

everyday.

Excuse me, there seems to be a face on your makeup

Don?’t judge my choices if you don’?t understand my reasons.

i love my wife.

not for what she does, but for all the dumb shit she stops me from doing

Change is constant.
So is thinking we won't change.

little secret

You are more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo

no peanuts, just monkeys

Make someone smile whenever
you can..
you never know how much of a difference you could be making in their life at that moment •

rich people paying rich people to tell middleclass people to blame poor people

I woke up this morning ready to go and work, so I pushed the snooze button and gave my lazyness a second chance.

Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

without coffee
-.-

with coffee
•.•

It's so hard being a single mum when you have no kids and are a male teenager.

Come to the
dark side

we have
cookies

Women are like iPhones..
you have to touch them all over before they respond.

Men are like Blackberries..
rub one ball and everything moves •

When was the last time you did something for the first time?

L'homme n'est pas fait pour travailler, la preuve c'est que cela le fatigue.

Voltaire

ego aside.

The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another.

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I'm your problem.

uuu s!

p

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody is watching you.

ride bold.
or dont ride at all...

Always forgive your enemies;
nothing annoys them so much.

when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

I just awesomed all over the place.

If you dont
STAND
for something

You will FALL for anything

What would you do, if you were not afraid?

BIG is not always beautiful

Everyone is searching for a different world when really, we're already there.

My friend thinks he's smart.

He said onions are the only food that make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face.

un coeur à prendre n'est jamais perdu pour tout le monde.

They call me Petite,
I call myself FunSize!

you never know whose eyes are watching you

Au Vatican, ils tweetent avec de la fumée

STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

${####} • M _/[][] • • M M || \_ || \_ - (2 on 1 break away)$

rapsmybitch.

*~*

I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

If you fall, I'll be there.

- the floor -

sex comes after work.
in popular searches.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate.

You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

Qui veut faire quelque chose trouve un moyen.

Qui ne veux rien faire trouve une excuse.

there's no box

if you just dream it

the truth only hurts when it should.

the truth only hurts when it should.

I'm an idealist.
I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

J'aime les gens fêlés, car ils laissent passer la lumière.

Today I took a picture of my peanut butter sandwich.

Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

I know the voices in my head are not real, but they have come up with some great ideas to get revenge.

You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

HAVING EYE CONTACT FOR MORE THAN 6 SECONDS WITHOUT LOOKING AWAY OR BLINKING REVEALS A DESIRE FOR EITHER SEX OR MURDER.

All i ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy !

WARNING

drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy

If Boldomatic is Instagram for text, what is Instagram for Boldomatic?

by the word

^

DONE IS BETTER THAN PERFECT

In case you wonder...
Anybody can make it to the list of suggested writers. Anytime. How?

Get our attention w : Good posts / Bold attitude / Spread Boldomatic / Throw a bold post at the pope / Be original. Be bold.

I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

Am i killing time
or is time killing me?

Do you remember the day when blackberry and apple were just fruits?

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

La vie est belle.

Le vendredi surtout !

every 60 seconds in africa

a minute passes

give my dance a chance

I need a day between Saturday and Sunday

POWER TO THE
WORDS

Lorsque la tartine tombe et atterrit confirure vers le haut, on peut déjà estimer que la journée sera bonne...

I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life •

want a realtionship?
buy a sheep and call it relation.

I may look calm but in my head I have already killed you three times AND hid the body.

bad decisions make good stories