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Love is unconditional. Love is, "I know you're a fucking psycho maniac, but I'm willing to deal with that."

117

When you beat a child, in order to teach him/her, you're only teaching pain and hatred; that you can't be trusted. And, we're all animals, too, true. Some of us are more resilient. We can be Schrödinger's Cats, but we ain't* ever gonna* be Pavlov's Dogs, no matter how many bells or beatings.

16

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

13

Once upon a time, I was sweet and innocent..
and then shit happened •

32

It's not smart to be stupid.

8

If you live in a glass house don't throw rocks OR orgies!

8

Is it
so wrong to love you?

30

your hug is the only pill i need

17

BE A LIFESAVER

26

It's nice to be important

but it's more important to be nice

47

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with bacon.

16

I'm pretty sure the beer is super excited it will see me tonight.

17

I'm really flattered that many people assume I am superwoman and can complete 719 tasks at once and do it in a perfect, flawless way.

22

from now on I'm going to answer to any person who asks me if I go to a funeral because I wear all black :
"yea you're next."

27

Sometimes it feels like the only thing I can count on, are my fingers.

56

It absolutely messes me up that you can accidently create a human life but you can't accidently create a pizza.

17

and still after all the most beautiful things are outer space and the calming sound of the ocean

19

it's sweden's national day!

19

WRITE : EXCESSIVELY & OBSESSIVELY

18

Finding someone who's worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with.

14

Maybe I heard it all; behind my back, and in front of my face, like it wasn't to me. Maybe I just knew you were hurting more than you could ever hurt me. So, go ahead. Call me stupid, again; please. That's okay.
I hope you feel better.

26

I think my guardian angel drinks

45

You can't make everyone happy. You're not pizza.

36

We were a perfect match.

Maybe that's why we burnt out.

38

Please don't ask me to do anything today.

13

let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday

60

To drink or not to drink~~what a stupid question. That quart of milk a day makes you strong~~or is it that White Russian?
Only "The Dude" knows for sure.

7

Would you call a one night stand an audition?

8

You sound good when you're quiet.

39

I love you Loves, for loving me back.

And I love loving the ones who don't, too.

My presence is their gift.

26

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14

Autocorrect changed "you're so wise" to "you're so wide", & now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home.

20

You are a work of art.
Not everyone will understand you,
but the ones who
do,
will never forget you.

17

Find a man with a brain.

They all have penises.

18

I have to learn to take my own advice!

10

ALONE
TOGETHER

29

$I'm 25% funny and 85% bad at math$

29

Half of my feelings are doubts about the other half of my feelings.

232

I put my hold music on speaker phone because I'm taking everyone down with me.

12

do you ever use music as a way to measure time ?

57

i woke up wanting to kiss you

46

It's like you wanna be left alone but still want people to notice your absence.

I know.

65

whats_up.doc

15

I wear heels bigger than your dick.

8

Breakups aren't always suppose to turn into makeups. Sometimes they are meant for wakeups.

9

Boldomatic:

Where you can make nice friends from all around the world.

23

NO MATTER
WHAT OTHERS SAY.
I LOVE WINTER.

18

TUESDAY IS MY NEW
MONDAY.

10

Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn.
Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting!
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH.

2

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

6

Is it because I'm ugly?

6

I'll take you anywhere you want to go.

12

We are here to touch each other.

20

Love.
Hate.
Indifference.
I feel you.

16

With acception u get peace.

1

ya ain't been calling..So don't start Now.

I'm under New and Improved
MANAGEMENT. .

Im Busy...

2

Make me
SCREAM
YOUR
NAME!!!!

2

Get my Mind..
And my Dick will Follow. ..

2

The only consoling I want is from my lord and,savour.

2

To all fathers out there:

Happy Father's Day you mother f*ckers!

31

The Slow Children Playing signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?

7

I do it because I can,

I can because I want to,

I want to because you said I couldn't. .

4

I do it because I can,

I can because I want to,

I want to because you said I couldn't. .

3

Where it

doesn't

rain

it shines

9

chuckie cheese is. terrifying.

4

You are the WTF generation:

Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.

3

I still got* you...

11

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

92

The "post" button is a dare.

13

Oh love of mine, distraction ain't a crime.
For those who find love as a game like you and I.
Go dance in the waters of all the tears we cry.
Oh boy, you're fine, do you remember old times?

11

even if the sky is falling down, I know that we'll be safe and sound

12

Siamo tutti figli di Caino e ancora il Paradiso non c'è

6

I think I broke my toe.

10

I don't always succeed at going zen, but I am an expert-level, surviving motherfucker.

16

C'mon...
Stop making me laugh, when I'm being moody!!

1

Love, trust, and truth... without it no relationship will ever work.

2

Whenever a Bird Shit's on My Car, I Eat Scrambled Eggs on My Front Porch, Just to Let Them Know What I'm Capable of.

11

Life isn't going to text you back.

House call that bitch.

4

fear exists
only in your head:/

2

Me being quiet is'nt me being akward. It is me being quiet because i feel that you aren't ready to hear my toughts.

9

When I walked you to your door

you asked if I'd like to wait inside

but I stood, waiting in the rain

your face, a smile you could not hide

14

May the trash be there to catch you,
every time you fall
And good friends who'll take you in,
when you've passed out in the hall

12

See, there are magical things,
that really happened,
out here,
in the real world.
They destroy every ounce of bullshit you invent,
to repudiate and mock my beliefs.
That's all that really matters.

12

Will I give out before the Rangers?!

4

Shoot the
puck
up!

6

I'm happy that Boldomatic and YouTube exists.

Without them I wouldn't meet the most amazing personalities on our planet.

18

a speech should be like a mini skirt;

short enough to be interesting,

long enough to cover the subject.

8

If you believe in luck..

Wish me some.

6

meatballs are the drama to any good spaghetti. like Ikea is to furniture, there is plenty of wood but never enough screws..

2

The App store describes the Candy Crush game as "deliciously addictive"...So is my Dick..
So lets make a deal...I'll take your invite if you take mines..
OTHER WISE, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND DONT SEND ME ANOTHER GAME INVITE!!

3

Cute as a button, they tell me. Personally I don't think buttons are that cute. But they definitely do a job, I don't mind being the button that hold up your pants, but be careful of my friend zipper, he's pretty fly.

10

did you just fuck me? I didn't feel it. but now it burns.

6

I wonder when I tell people I am having veal, lamb, filet mignon or salmon for dinner if they understand I am eating cat food.

10

You clean up well, but I love it when you're dirty.

71

Sex can improve ur blood pressure.

2

MY puss, won the FIFA World Cup.
YOUR puss, make me sneeze and throw up!

• Margaret Cho

5

Your label will read:

Made In Perfect

13

Sex can improve ur blood pressure.

2

Sometime life sucks but we must stay strong.

4

People only care about you if you're hot,
if you're dying,
or if you open a pack of bubble gum.

4

Child: "I can talk to God"
Me: "How do you do that?"
Child: "I have his phone number"
Me: ...

3

since when phones became men's bestfriends?

1

I have a dream

that one day, I will shut my phone down, open my books and start studying.

7

My ex-girlfriend said, "It's either me or Boldomatic."

...here I am.

2

I love my meaty balls lathered in your warm saliva sauce...

3

Women are often getting down on themselves; while some men are still trying to go down on themselves...

12

The best people to be around, are the ones you don't have to cover up your scars to be around.

87

Can't you see; you're fighting yourself?

22

Sometimes, I'm just too jaded; I could make Satan blush. And others, I'm so hopeful, I put Pollyanna to shame. I think that's alright.

11

Love goes nowhere uninvited!

8

some people can't sleep because they have insomnia, I can't sleep because I have internet connection

13

some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about

24

The coming of years brings inhibitions and fears, torment and tears, and when a child stares,they see only whats there,and they wont have a care,till we make them aware...and so blind the eyes of a child.

1

do
not
let
them
drag
you

down

27

My worst day was probably the same day as my best.

3

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun

21

The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

105

Here's to a long life and a happy one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A good girl and an honest one.
A cold pint and another one.

17

SOMEONE YOU CARE DEEPLY FOR,
DOESN'T EVEN KNOW.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

28

Tired of cogitate? You get upset over nothing? Bored of quarrel with your partner?

Durex is the solution to your problems

8

I want to ki__ you.

options may vary

13

Can I quit school and become a Disney princess?

22

I am not shy.

I just don't like to talk when
I have nothing meanful to say.

7

Every time there is a new contest I'm like: "Why is everybody
talking about
sneakers?!"

And then I'm like: "Oh... How the hell do
they chose their
contest subject?!"

12

Aunties pink panties.

1

Let YOURSELF love, without questions or concerns.

53

Losing someone that doesn't Respect or Appreciate you, is actually a Gain not a loss

2

MANIaC

9

Put me on flight mode.

45

My new neighbor screamed on her back patio that she hates everyone.

I already like her.

21

Ooh yeah baby, ignore me harder. Ooh yeah right there, don't text back.

110

I love u but i sure dont like u one bit..

3

The size of his meat balls look like golf balls.

4

I fall too fast, crash to hard, forgive too easily and care too much.

3

I am who I am.

2

Welcome to my Post..

Today's specials are: Lack of sleep,
up too early
& low on patience..

thank you, come again.

4

Lifesavers!

My favorite
fruit.

5

I talk about you like you are a super hero.

I think you are one
to me.

9

I feel lucky to know you.

9

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
- Voltaire

19

Why can't people see you for the person who you are today? It's like everyone gets so stuck on your past that they can't appreciate how far you've come.

5

My "Knight in Shining Armor" turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil!

3

Out of all the donuts in this world, I chose to donut care.

2

If you find it necessary to judge me by my past, don't be surprised if I find it necessary to put you there.

4

Be who u were ment to be.

4

Joey says:
I miss my ally :)

4

you came on your own,
that's how you'll leave.
with hope in your hands and air to breathe.

4

This is all due to my underprivileged childhood...

So many promises, broken; so many lies. And I never was told how to get to Sesame Street...

2

Lately I've losing sleep,
dreaming about the things we could be...

5

Out of all the donuts in this world, I chose to donut care.

4

you had me at ding dong.

5

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

5

My bed and i have a special relationship; we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.

9

One should find the harmony that lives in a fine piece of art.

3

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind
Always!

25

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

26

When you find it hard to keep a girl;
Find a girl that keeps it hard.

3

The creative adult is the child who survived.

491

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

148

Common sense is not a gift, It's a punishment because you still have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

19

-AGE TEST-

who remembers candy cigarettes?

13

"It only takes a second for you to call a girl fat, and she'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself. Think before you act."
- Harry Styles

12

"How high are you?"
"No officer it's: 'Hi, how are you?'

28

Welcome to Prison!! its no surprise and you didn't land here by mistake. .You see it was first;
fuck my parents
fuck the teachers
fuck the preacher
fuck the police
fuck the judge
fuck society....
Guess what???
NOW ITS TIME TO FUCK YOU!

PICK UP THE SOAP.....

3

The only thing fake on me is my smile :-)

12

Look you kinda getting on my last nerve. .
What you need to do right now is to pucker your lips and apply them directly to my entire natural
ASS!!!!

2

The Sea Gives You All The Answers.

12

22

The worst enemies are the ones that used to be friends •

44

McDonald's, making people fat since 1940.

55

100% of non-
smokers die too.

213

the meatballs bring all the people to ikea, and they're like it's better than frikadeller.

21

Sooo..I Pissed you off..Get the Fuck over it.
At least I didn't Piss on You....

this time..lol lol lol

3

you are what u
post.

16

This awkward moment when you wrote something to be proud, but nobody like

18

[ ] Happy DRUNK

[ ] Violent DRUNK

[ ] Sad DRUNK

[ ] Angry DRUNK

PICK ONE

13

What makes you think there already isn't a price to be paid for the words we say?

31

Don't judge people based on their job. Unless it's a blow job.

54

heaven
in
your
hands

9

A bad personality,

can ruin a beautiful face.

20

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

273

Mirror what u want to be.

10

I Luv to
FUCK...

2

My Meatballs are your main course, not an appetizer. ..

1

one meatball said to the other meatball. "it's getting hot in here." the other meatball said, "Holy shit, a fuckin talking meatball!"

2

Gay, straight, who cares?

Love is equal!

13

how they think about black ppl is so overated..its just a color we are all the same..

13

DON'T GET IT TWISTED
BOO....
I was doin just fine before YOU!!!!

2

BITCH

PLEASE! !!

You don't know me like that!!!!

6

I was born alone. I've made it on my own.
So now you think I need your approval to carry on????

Yeah Right.....

4

Your fine bubble ASS will only only hold my attention briefly....

Ya gotta bring something else to the table...

3

don't be bitter
be better

4

You are so openminded that if you nod your head your brain would fall into your lap....

3

If you come to me with"They say" information and you cant tell me WHO "They" Are.....

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

6

it's a bitter world and i'd rather dream

26

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

326

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

325

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

262

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

367

Just about anything can sound dirty if you think about it.

16

"You are capable of big love."

15

I like my
meatballs
shaved

9

A bicycle runs on fat and saves you money,

a car runs on money and makes you fat.

71

Dear Ex..

When you see me, i want you to recognize what you had, regret what you've lost, and realize what you're never getting back.

Sincerly Me

388

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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