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The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

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I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

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I don't always do cardio but when I do it's called sex

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I wouldn't say that I hate you, But if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

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I like sleeping because it's like being dead but without the commitment.

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"Awesome" ends in "Me"...

Coincidence?

I think not.

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Alright, Monday. What kind of shit you got for me this week?

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Some people are just beautifully wrapped pieces of shit.

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