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I'm a little old fashioned on first dates - that's why
I like to surprise them by hitting them on the head and dragging them back to my cave.

I hate small talk

I knew someone who
thought that Paris was
overrated. I think they must
have been walking around
with their mind closed.

Cell phone cases are like condoms. It feels better without one, but there are risks involved

Using your computers built in browser to download another browser is like having your wife drive you to your mistress

Silence is not neutral.

It contradicts everything that we are. It weaponizes
ignorance, and creates a
prism of legitimacy.

The trick is not to unsettle the flow of things unless called upon by Life itself to do so.

Twinkle twinkle huge star
how I wonder how huge you really are.

Seriously, I'm
only half joking.

I don't understand why people always say that Mona Lisa is Leonardo Da Vinci's best work.
I really liked his role in Inception.

don't say "i love you" when i open the door, it's embarrassing.

how do i block you in real life?

Maybe someone should do something about that.

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v lleyball

the I??M??I??T??A??T??I??O??N?? game

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bring colour to my skies

When you stare
into the eyes of
someone in love
with you. The shock
of that encounter
is unforgettable.

I'm just trying to be less of an asshole than I was yesterday.

Baby steps.

Fuck you.

1000
Followers

#milestone
#proud

Forgive me, father.
I'm only human.
That wasn't who I am, those were my demons.

Loving is easy, though hardly ever simple.

This post was made possible by Mother Nature

Do you ever feel like you're in Season 5 of your life & the writer is just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?

In a crowd of bold voices don't lose your own ~

Children forgive far
quicker than adults. They don't have time to hold on so tightly to grudges. They also can't wait to get up in the morning and really play. So often as adults we are in such a hurry and so busy teaching them when they have been sent to teach us.

A third person never creates a problem between two people. It's a problem between the two that creates room for a third person.

Your cup
of awesome
overflows,
and we drink
to that.

There are no bad friends,
there are wrong choices.

You choosing someone who turns out not to be so great, is on you.
It doesn't erase that person's responsibility for choosing to mistreat you, though.

Bold has only one rule:
"there are no rules"

...it wasn't meant to be.

One day,
I will make
peace with
that.

if there is a wrong place and a wrong time i will be there •

if i had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Sometimes I run just to feel the wind in my hair.

attention is alchemy

Okay, so I can't be the
only one who thinks
that humans should
have detachable arms?

Dance like EVERYONE'S watching. Dance like NOBODY'S watching.
JUST DANCE.

Best
of
fuck.

boldox
is the new botox

People ask me how I got so good at waiting. I don't tell them about bold ~

I fear that one day my heart will stop expanding, and start retreating. I will be dead to the world, while my heart is still beating. I will close more doors than I open, stop growing, stop exploring, stop laughing, Apathetic and indifferent,
while terror gnaws at my soul, I will begin to lie to myself; I am not a coward.

Run as fast as you can.

Surely, your problems won't catch up with you.

If you do it just
for show, sooner
or later it will.

Everything that exists was once imagined.

Ancient men stared into space; modern men stare into their phones. The emptiness is the same.

“Butterflies cannot see their wings. But the rest of the world can.”

-You. You are beautiful and while you may not see it, we can.

Courage was born in a cowards heart.

The powerful feed on fear

What ever is good
is twice as good
when it's gone.

No road is long with good company.

Too alien for earth, too human for outer space.

i dont know if you guys remember the 90s or not but it was a really funny time. itis entertaining to be reminded of things from it #BigLaffs

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Forgive everyone
for your own sins
and be sure
to tell them
you love them
which you do.

• Jack Kerouac

Sometimes the words we don't speak are the ones that should have said.

when there's no ceiling, the sky is the limit.

Trump: "I could shoot somebody."
Clinton: "I don't want you to get shot."

don't lower your expectations
just slower your expectations

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Brace yourselves.
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Hope
is the
KEY.

History with numerous examples shows us that when two forces are confronted with each other equally morally, always win those that are better organized.

Y O U A R E L I K E T H E
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I E V E R R E A D Z I Y A

You become bad after you've been too good with the wrong people.

For its own interest, devil can read the Bible.

Random success is a result of the wrong step in the right direction.

In fairy tales animals act like people. In real life, people act like animals.

The biggest tragedy in life is to have everything, but not what you really want.

can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 weeks of sleep.

The only way to ovecome problems is to face them.
Trust me, there is, simply no other way

the eye is the jewel of the body.

nobody ever tells you that emptiness weighs the most.

"Fuck it" tends to be the last thought I have before making a decision.

thepenisinmymouth

did you read the pen is in my mouth?

the fuck you did !

BOLD SUMMER PARTY

#all invited

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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

#LOL

love out loud

1996: Stop playing pokemon and go outside.

2016:Stop playing pokemon and come inside.

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We all suffer.
It's a part of life.
Eat it, digest it, don't fling it back at the world like a pissed off monkey, let it fuel your fire to change things for the betterment of us all.

I know how to fly but I am a prisoner in this body, I am caged.

You can stay but your clothes must go

Doc:
Are you sexually active.

Patient: I play Pokémon go.

Doc:
A simple no would have been fine.

The cheap way is always more expensive when it doesn't work.

Like Pokemon Go, but it's just me at a buffet trying to catch 'em all.

Sometimes we are like stars.

We fall.

Only so someone's wish can come true.

If that Ball Capture technology worked on people,
I don't know if I would have a collection or be part of one.

First I used to think how beautiful the pokemons are.

Now I think what a beautiful imagination the one who made all this happen has.

Like summer colds, you gotta catch'em all!

You won't have what you really want if you don't have "the balls"

Where can I download the "Terrorist GO" app?

Gotta catch em all

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People have Porn for Everything.

live your life by a compass not a clock.

Sometimes natural course of life moves much faster than planned

Save your tears for somebody who deserves it.