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I said, "I love you" as I sat by him sipping my wine.
That's when he asked me, "is that you or the wine talking?"
I replied, "Oh, sorry. That was me talking to the wine."

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We
all have
that one friend
that makes everything so damn sexual •

39

Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

152

Relationships
without sex
are like happy
meals without
toys •

109

Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

81

when someone's mad at you and just won't tell you why.

i don't need that kind of people in my life.

15

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem

comes

out of nowhere

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