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Posts Liked by Matildaa

OK, that was actually funny.

But I don't like you. Therefore I shall
not laugh.

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Daydreaming while driving and wondering how the hell you made it home alive.

13

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... Oh, there it is.

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Just because it zips, doesn't mean it fits.

7

I just drank my willpower.

5

When you hit your hip on the edge of a table and it feels like you just got shot.

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Dear almost-sneeze,
would you please stop making me look like I had an orgasm, thanks.

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Did I look like this ALL DAY?!

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