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Posts Liked by mathildethue

The thing about moving in life is that not everyone you want to take with you has packed.

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FB (facebook)
+
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FBI (database)

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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a lot of adults make fun of our generation but sometimes they forget that they're the ones who raised it

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I never run with scissors.

Those last two words were unnecessary.

14

Based on how I react when toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.

17

"Don't worry,
the spider is
smaller than
you"

"...yeah, so is a
grenade"

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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