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bock auf candle light döner?

373

I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

224

Früher mussten wir noch mit der Taschenlampe unter der Bettdecke lesen.

Heute leuchten die Bücher von selbst.

3

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

3

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

(unfortunately
it's Buddha)

2

I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

4

Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.

8

Silence
is golden but duct tape is silver

8

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