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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

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It's not that diabetes,
heart disease and obesity
runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your
family.

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I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive:

"Hi".

159

tomorrow (noun)

a mystical land where 99 percent of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

201

Let's get drunk
and tell each other how
we really feel •

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It's like I'm the only drunk person at this yoga class.

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If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends.

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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