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I'm always on the verge of running five miles or drinking a bottle of wine.

21

Balloons are so weird...

"Happy birthday, here is a plastic sack of my breath."

44

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod - my shadow does that much better

•Plutarch

23

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka.

90

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

58

Well...
I just added another one to the "What the fuck was I thinking?" list.

40

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:

She changes it more often.

51

I like my coffee how I like myself:

dark, bitter and too hot for you

64

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night & when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

39

Calm down gas tank.We're all empty on the inside.

145

Dear Life

Please stop fucking me in broad daylight.
I would much rather prefer it under the cover of darkness.

yours sincerely
me

173

Work until your idols become your rivals.

298

when the worlds zigs, zag.

105

The paradise is a place where sundays never ends.

171

we are all moths to the flame for

somebody

84

You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down.

215

Wow, that was rather inappropriate.

Let's be friends.

193

My biography will be titled "Be Yourself And Other Ways To Stay Single."

269

This is just a part of growing up. A little adventure. A little rebellion.

-Tangled

2

my music taste literally goes from underground hiphop to disney film soundtracks.

9

News flash! Disney addicts have MORE FUN! We fly with Dumbo, Sail with Peter Pan, eat with Cinderella, Dance and sing with characters and swim with Nemo. Jealous yet?
You should be

6

There's a world who's better than the one we live in.

IT'S DISNEYWORLD

5

Disney is my happy pill.

10

No matter how old I am. I will forever be a disney lover.

14

"If you can dream it, you can do it."

- Walt Disney*

11

When guys wait for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault.

When girls wait for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault.

88

we keep moving forward, opening new doors and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths

19

I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN FUCK HARD,
AND TALK DEEP.

24

I only said I was smart...

I never said I had my shit together.

26

its a joke not a dick, dont take it so hard.

43

You're a bad idea..
but I like bad ideas •

33

at night I overthink

in the morning I oversleep

41

we're all in the same game

just different levels

dealing with the same hell

just different devils

44

I'm stubborn, intense,
I speak my mind,
I fight if I know I'm right.
I can be mean and hurtful when I try to protect my battered heart.
But if you earn my trust, I'm loyal, I'm loving,
I'm honest, I'm passionate,

I'll be there no matter what

40

There's a direction for every erection.

21

In life you will find that you have to make decisions that make sense to none but you.

182

There's an ancient birth control secret. It's called "keep your legs together.

132

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

209

Reality slaps wishes in the face.

127

Quit playing. Let's just
show and tell...

83

mess up my bed with me.

140

and there were always those nights where she preferred the rain over people. because the rain would remind her of how she should feel and people would remind her of the things she always wanted to forget.

141

My brain keeps making appointments that my body cannot keep.

143

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance The five stages of waking up.

46

Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the "Like" button.

24

When you're serious, they're mad.
When you're joking, they're mad.
I think they're just mad.
And not in a good way.

Fuck 'em.

And not in a good way.

29

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

30

You have a right
to feel everything, without being called stupid or foolish, by those who are not
brave enough to feel anything.

43

ladies, if you think your man is cheating take him to that bitch's frontdoor and see if his wifi connects automatically

108

Frying stuff is one way of saying
"I love you"

80

If they think you're so easily replaced or interchangeable, they weren't the one.

122

Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

250

just wanted to update everyone on the fact that absolutely nothing new is happening in my life

203

I don't approve of political jokes

I've seen too many of them get elected.

153

I like storms..
they let me know
that even the sky
screams too •

43

From now on, there will be much more fun and laughs in heaven.

28

universal lies

1. I'm not drunk
2. let's stay friends
3. she's just a friend
4. I'll start a diet tomorrow

28

The blurred picture around the smartphone is called life.

261

Get out of my head and fall into my arms instead.

215

Maybe she's not on her period... Maybe you are just an asshole....

256

Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

44

you gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear

14

I don't
know
what
I'd do
without
my
sister

25

If you could read my mind I'm pretty sure you'd be traumatized for life.

33

The officer said "You drinking?"
I said "You buying?"
We laughed and laughed...

I need bail money.

29

The 21st Century,
where 60% of people don't know
about grammar.

27

Alcohol because bad decisions can taste good.

32

the optimist sees the glass half full

the pessimist sees the glass half empty

the chemist sees the glass completely full: half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state

30

I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta Sea.

43

I'm not interested in how to hurt you.
That's too easy. Everyone knows how to hurt.
I want to know what heals you.
I want to know what makes you feel alive.

63

go
fuck your selfie

47

STACY'S MOM HAS
GOT IT GOIN ON

5

And I just want to tell you, it takes everything in me not to call you, and I wish I could run to you, and I hope you know that every time I don't,

I almost do.

235

There is a pretty good chance I'll end up being one of those senior citizens who randomly bites people.

178

People don't want to hear about your diet.

Just eat your lettuce, and be sad.

196

I have mixed drinks about feelings. ..

144

"I would like to be the air that inhibits you for a moment only. I would like to be that unnoticed and necessary."

1

And I am deeply flawed, run in trenches, deepened by pacing, burrowed by the wild animal of longing, day and night, to day again. And flowers grow, sometimes in spite of the fallow-looking soil. Seedlings of displaced affections and all manner of disregard to just enjoy. If I can... what else? Nothing.
Sleep now. Think, later.

9

"If a song had to have a colour
it would be
a mixture
of red and
pink, forever
afraid of vanishing,
terrified of the silence that make it."

10

It's Fridayville!
I have directions to Tequilaville, Bourbonville, Beerville and whatever makes my way to Happyville! Have a great weekend!!

14

I wanna be near you and blink in your light and toast marshmallows on a cold dark night

2

In a way, we have no control over our life and the events that happen to us..but at the same time I think we control everything.

15

i have two moods:

•sleep is for the weak
•sleeping for a week

11

Dandelion
A million little wishes float across the sky
But it's a waste of breath and it's a waste of time,
I know,
'Cause just like him, you always leave me cryin' dandelion.

11

I don't have nightmares, I have daymares!

12

Let's get drunk
and make bad decisions •

19

When I hold you in my arms at night
Don't you know you're sleeping in a spotlight
And all your dreams that you keep inside
You're telling me the secrets that you just can't hide

16

fire and water,dark and bright,summer winter,day and night,never ever,now and then,worst and better,thick and thin could it be that love and hate come together hand and hand,has this been our fate since univerve begain

11

I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.

19

If you can dream it, you can do it.

• Walt Disney

20

you know that feeling, when you wake up after a long night of deep sleep and feel totally fit? yes, me neither.

20

Stop saying
"I know how you feel",
how could anyone know how another feels?

20

The day is done, we've had our fun & there's no more sun. Now it's time to give up the fight, do what's right, lay down & say good night.

14

The grass was greener
The light was brighter
The taste was sweeter
The night of wonder
With Friends surrounded

The dawn mist glowing
The water flowing
The endless river

Forever and ever.

26

It's a whole
different world at night

21

There's no better feeling than going to bed at night and not have to set an alarm for tomorrow morning

8

What we once were,
keeps me up
at night •

38

•.•
nighttime

-.-
daytime

20

Don't fall in love with the idea of love. So often we force a relationship trying to live a fairytale, but end up in a nightmare. If it's not real love, let it go.

32

I don't
remember
much from last night but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome •

56

So lets find a bar so dark we forget who we are.

74

Let's
can't sleep
together •

72

I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people I won't forget.

478

I don't get this financial crisis thing. Why don't we just produce more money or even better, make everything free?

5

according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution

4

So you think I'm weird?

That's ok, you'll be sure in a minute.

47

IF YOU FALL, I'LL BE THERE.

-FLOOR

51

There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting at the bar.

111

You're not fat! C'mon, chin up.

No, the other one...

195

Sometimes
music is the only
thing that gets your
mind off of everything else •

39

I wish you would listen closer to the songs I play. The lyrics are the words I fail to say.

224

My bed and i have a special relationship; we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.

6

What's 5 inches long, has a head on it, it's in a mans pants and women love to blow it?

- money $

8

i'm looking at you

and my heart
loves the view

11

You can stay, but your clothes must go...

26

If men could get pregnant, not only abortion would be legal, but birth control would be free, mandatory and bacon-flavored

95

my list is long,
my day is short

34

Maybe, it's our battle scars; the remnants of those times, we succumbed to fears... A pain in the chest, a twitch above the temple, a hum, digging low in the belly; telling us to be braver, saying, "just try, this time."

28

hey little fighter,
soon things will be brighter
:)

10

My friend Google told me...

13

Deciding you like to swing both ways is not offensive, deciding to overcompensate to hide it by acting like a dickbag, and making gay slurs,
is offensive.

16

if there's one thing girls love more than being told they're pretty, it's being told they're prettier than other girls

26

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabagge.

Lettuce us pray.

23

If the sky starts to fall, stay with me. There are a lot of unburned bridges I left around, that we can cross.

26

I may have a small penis but I'm a huge dick.

31

The only time goodbye is painful is when you know you will never say hello again •

57

Screw butterflies!

I wanna* feel the whole fuckin'* zoo when I'm with him.

14

I'm glad
I'm a man...
I would hate to remember everything.

38

There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting at the bar.

51

Trying to be as quiet as possible when everyone else is still asleep. While everyone is super loud while you're asleep.

29

A moment of silence to all the people who can't find their name on a coke bottle.

51

Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?

39

and I drink to myself...

what a wonderful world

189

If this is to end in fire, we should all burn together.

135

Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that's what alcohol is for.

222

Kiss me like your ex is watching

256

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

21

I'm convinced designers get together to place bets about the stupid shit they can get people to buy.

22

Love is magnificent. Love will drive you up the walls. Love will make you feel ways you hadn't even thought possible. Love lifts you up and drops you down and picks you right back up. Love changes the world and love has changed me.

25

If I were to give up Sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.

41

Whoever snuck the
s
in fast food is a clever little bastard.

46

I have a boyfriend.
Wait no,
that's a fridge.
I have a fridge.

66

Fireflies, tiny fairies, solstitial bandits, steal pieces of the sun to paint the night for romantic interludes

94

I'm having one of those days that's not a Saturday.

233

My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

353

I wish cake went straight to my boobs.

215

Keep your face towards the sunshine
and shadows will
fall behind you.

234

Sometimes,
even Google
can't help you.

221

My favorite part of the World Cup is shots of crying people.

132

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

222

What is a dad? A dad is a person who's loving and kind. Who so often knows what you have on your mind. He's someone who listens, suggests and defends - a dad can be one of your very best friends. He's proud of your triumphs, but when things go wrong, a dad can be patient and helpful and strong. In all that you do, a dad's love plays a part - there's always a place for him deep in your heart. Thank You.. not only for the little things you've done, but for all the truly important gifts that only a dad could give. Happy Father's Day.

16

Cause you're a sky full of stars

Cause you light up the path

32

Whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is YOU!

28

I've been having sleeping problems for the past few months - I've tried counting sheep, listening to music, but nothing worked...

until I turned on the World Cup.

16

I don't blame you, for being you, but you can't blame me for hating it •

29

I have an obsession with quotes because other people are so much better at putting my feelings into words than i am

46

WE SHOULD SPEND LESS MONEY FOR WORLD CUP AND MORE MONEY FOR WORLD PEACE.

38

I believe the greatest sin you can commit against yourself is settling for less and knowingly forgetting how it feels to be alive.

36

I got Mood Poisoning. Must have been something I hate.

79

I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

398

Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

320

lalochezia

(n.) the emotional relief gained from using abusive or profane language.

157

Stop acting like God's gift to women...

The gift was
the Orgasm, You're just the messenger boy...

23

If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors...

and all of them got laid.

64

It's Wednesday! I can almost see Friday from here... Damn I hate being short.

8

Shortest horror story:

Monday

37

UTAH OMAHA

SWORD GOLD

JUNO

6 June 1944

NORMANDY

D-DAY REMEMBER

21

If a picture of your cock is all you have to speak for yourself,
it just might be the perfect description...

27

it is hard to be a women

you must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl, and work like a horse

33

it's a bitter world and i'd rather dream

26

Don't judge people based on their job. Unless it's a blow job.

54

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

664

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

612

Tequila + me = lucky you!

276

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

494

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

534

Faster than the speed of light is when you can take a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

263

Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

427

Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver.

417

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

395

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

326

a fact of life:
after monday and tuesday even the calender says W T F.....

139

Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

140

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

564

Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate.

620

STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

320

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

396

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

539

Do you believe in miracles?

Me neither.

I believe in risks, faith and tequila.

183

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

797

"some people believe in god,
I believe in music. some people pray, I turn up the radio."

17

"That song is old."

Sorry, I didn't know there was an expiration date on music...

23

music was my first love…

…and it will be my last

23

I S
K Z
A U
M
e i
u U S I
q M s K
i i m
s k u
M
K Ü
I Z c'est la vie

42

Music never fails to fix my bad mood •

16

Music
is a safe kind of high •

22

Never forget that:

wherever you are, whatever you have,
so deep is your trouble,

Someone created one song, one music or few words to help you get better

19

Music is my energy drink.

43

if someday we all go to prison for downloading music i hope they have the mercy to split us by genre

36

i turn the music up because i'm partially deaf. i am partially deaf because i turn the music up.

27

I won't be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing.

30

__________
||======= ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
::::::: || ::::::: ||
::::::::::: :::::::::::
::::::: :::::::

Turn up the music

34

The moment I put on my headphones, my life becomes a crazy music video •

60

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

104

If everybody was happy in relationship there would barely be any good music.

94

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

174

I wish my life had background music
then I would know what the hell was going on

59

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

120

Dont judge someone because they sin differently than you.

60

Maybe the sun doesn't want to be called hot.

Maybe it wants to be called beautiful.

35

Dear radiostations, you do realize that there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?

27

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

18

I'm living in a fantasy, so get your reality away from me!

18

You'll be happy, you'll be sad, you'll get hurt, you'll get back up, you'll fall down a dozen more times, you'll get back up everytime even if it's slow.You'll get bruises, you'll have scars, you won't be able to stop smiling, you'll feel scared, you'll feel relieved, you won't sleep, you'll sleep too much, you'll find out who you are.

20

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.

629

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

1135

"Don't worry,
the spider is
smaller than
you"

"...yeah, so is a
grenade"

176

some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about

160

! M E R D E !

shit always sounds better in french

71

life isn't a fairytale.

if you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

26

I'm impressed by your ability to make reckless decisions even when you're sober.

34

Start where you are.
Use what you have.
Do what you can.

58

Headphones

(n.) A socially acceptable "I'm ignoring you" device.

59

isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?

37

love is an open door.

an open fridge door..

37

skin gets darker, water gets warmer,
drinks get colder, music gets louder,
nights get longer, life gets better

SUMMER here we go

115

I hate the word Homophobia.
It's not a phobia. You're not scared. You're an asshole.

-Morgan Freeman.

37

it's not a hangover, it's wine flu.

53

Let's role play,

I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds -

I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

76

Choose your memories
Be still your thoughts
Quiet your mind
From a world distraught

39

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

363

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