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To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

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IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION

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my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

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Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

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Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

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THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

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