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Can't wait to not be broke.

I may not be the mona lisa but I'd buy me.

Hard to move on when there's nothing good to move on to...

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I'm not as random as you think I salad.

if you really want it:

fight for it

WRITE SOMETHING
DRAW SOMETHING
SING SOMETHING
COOK SOMETHING
BUILD SOMETHING
SEW SOMETHING
MAKE SOMETHING

BUY NOTHING

i'm wearing my friday socks.

they're like normal socks, but they're ready to party.

Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

*

I am a creature of the night.

Music is my energy drink.

I did in bed... I did it on the couch... I did it in the car...

Texting is such an obsession.

All I wanna do is drink.

Don't
say you're
happy because
everything is alright, but be happy because while everything is complicated, you're still doing fine •

I choose Charizard. You're move motherfucker.

How am I meant to control my life I can’t even control my hair

it's always words that undress you.

i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

I woke up this morning ready to go and work, so I pushed the snooze button and gave my lazyness a second chance.

You were hotter online.

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

you can't have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time

Design is so simple, that's why it is so complicated.

Get the kind of Friday you deserve.

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

Put your "faith" between my legs.

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

The world would be a better place

if everybody would only do what I say!

I'm an idealist.
I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

the truth only hurts when it should.

my sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think i'm stupid.

more
talent
less
ego

What happens in Vegas...
ends up on Facebook.

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don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

Today.
Two words.
One finger.

Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

You don't have a Valentine?

Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day, so
SHUT UP!

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

Don't add winky face emoticons to anything unless you want me to take it sexually.

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I
AM
THE
DESIGNER
OF MY OWN CATASTROPHY

cheers to the freaking weekend!