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if you can still laugh in one of your darkest moments, you are a very strong person

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MADIBA

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When a man says you're ugly, he's just being mean. When a woman says you're ugly, she's just jealous. When a child says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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if you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.

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This color smells like Birthday cake.

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the way you treat yourself sets the standard for others .

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if you wanna go fast - go alone

if you wanna go far - go TOGETHER

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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

100

a relationship without trust is like a phone without service

what do you do with a phone without service? you play games

138

I'll spend the evening doing yoga. The pose is called "ass-on-couch."

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Poolparty at my house, bring your own pool!

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The one thing I like more than an open mind is an open bra.

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there is no sun outside, because it's all in my heart

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THE WEIRD IS WORLD

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when i see lovers names carved on trees, i dont think it's cute. I think it's strange how many ppl take knives out on a date.

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sun

of a beach

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Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

140

Trying
to
remember
to
forget.

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If you ever see me with a sweater draped over the shoulder... Shoot me!

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

360

How am I meant to control my life I can’t even control my hair

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WRITE SOMETHING
DRAW SOMETHING
SING SOMETHING
COOK SOMETHING
BUILD SOMETHING
SEW SOMETHING
MAKE SOMETHING

BUY NOTHING

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Sometimes, I sneak up on my alarm clock in the middle of the night and yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH"

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Life;

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forget shit

and

move on

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HA
VE
A
NI
CE
DAY
.
.
.

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LOVE ?!

haha.. i want to sleep

Zzzz

3

if energy can neither be created nor destroyed, what if our souls are a fragmented collection of other people's souls from the past and future? what if our dreams are their memories?

233

Here I am! What are your other two wishes?

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If mom can't find it, it's gone forever.

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i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

318

money often costs too much

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

111

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

455

You are
the average of the five people you spend the most time with •

297

it's always words that undress you.

266

ideas
live
on
their
own

298

What if we are all particles on a grilled cheese sandwich?

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FIGHT FOR YOUR WORLD,
NOT YOUR COUNTRY.

147

without coffee
-.-

with coffee
•.•

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I'm pretty sure this whole 'ladies first' thing was created by a guy to check out ass.

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I wish my life had background music
then I would know what the hell was going on

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kissed
by
the
sun

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i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

533

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

707

Without money, we'd all be rich.

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You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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Boobs are the proof that men can focus on 2things at once

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Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?

Ahhh, good times.

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are you always so stupid or is this a special occasion?

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while love can hurt, love can also heal

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I wake up everyday intending to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

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Why haven't you answered my call?

Because I was dancing to my ringtone

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STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

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life's a bitch so i decided to be bitchier

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We'll always be friends, you know too much.

132

If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.

408

All designers go to heaven.

35

You were hotter online.

91

I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.

182

I'm an idealist.
I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

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If something sounds ridiculous, then it's probably a good idea.

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When you stop doing things for fun, you might as well be dead.

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE. the word itself says " I'M POSSIBLE "
!
-Audrey Hepburn

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Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

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I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

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I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully, in his sleep.

Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

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In a good relationship you both wear the pants. In a great relationship neither of you wear pants.

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don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

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Yep, life is a roller coaster. So scream and enjoy the ride.

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It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

449

Give me summer.

39

Lost time is never found again.

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Today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday.

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My girlfriend told me we can't hang out this weekend because she doesn't exist.

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404: Life not found

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KEEP CALM

AND

Ti bala mi sar

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I stay in bed to save the planet.

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Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.

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don't worry.

GOD always on time ...

trust him :)

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QUIT YOUR JOB
BUY A TICKET
GET A TAN
FALL IN LOVE
NEVER RETURN

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DONE IS BETTER THAN PERFECT

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WARNING

drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy

218

Everything is made in China. Except babies. They are made in vaChina.

265

Can your inner child come out and play?

33

Cant put your arms around a memory.

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Everything happens for a reason!

Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and you make bad decisions.

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I MISS HATING THE SUMMER HEAT ^

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I MISS HATING THE SUMMER HEAT ^

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i love sleeping because dreams are way better than reality

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life is for deep kisses,
strange adventures & midnight swims...

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie.

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some people just need a hug

...around the neck

...with a rope.

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I WANT
TO HAVE
TEXT
WITH
YOU

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If thought bubbles would appear above my head - I'd be screwed.

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Whenever I get mad, I just imagine a t-rex trying to pick up a basketball.

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Don't play with a girls heart-she only has one.
Play with her boobs - she has two.

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Your wish has been granted:

Double-Tap to like posts.

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life is like ketchup ...

... either nothing
comes around
or all at once*

173

we stop checking for monsters under our bed,
when we realize, they are inside us.

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WORRYING SOLVES NOTHING

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IT'S OKAY NOT TO BE OKAY •

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All good things are wild and free.

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this is a place for my head.

12

Some people just need a high-five.

In the face.

With a chair.

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Men think every woman's dream is to find the perfect man. Pfffff ! NOT!!

Every woman's dream is to eat whatever they want to eat without getting fat!

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sometimes i wish i was a little kid again...
skinned knees areceasier to fix than broken hearts!

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age is just a number.

yeah?

jail is just a room.

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happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance.

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NEVER STOP DREAMING

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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The woman who invented the phrase "all guys are the same" was a Chinese who lost her husband in a crowd in China.

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Do you like sleeping? Me too. We should do it together sometime.

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I need a day between Saturday and Sunday

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YOU DON'T NEED BIGGER BOOBS.

YOU NEED TO READ BETTER BOOKS.

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S
R
I
A
T
S
P
U

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You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

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add life to your days

not days to your life

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Don't try to catch a butterfly. If you relax, it comes and sits on you.

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Friends
don't let you do stupid things
-
alone

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IT'S ONLY IN THE FRENCH LANGUAGE
THAT THE WORD 'DICK' IS FEMININE!

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no one cares unless you're pretty or dying

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If the music is too loud, you are
too old.

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if only closed minds came with closed mouth

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The successful person makes a habit of doing what the failing person doesn't like to do. - Thomas Edison

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You wanted more colors?

Here you go.

New shiny colors for your bold statements .

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Listening is like hugging the words being spoken.

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I NEVER FORGET A FACE, BUT IN YOUR CASE I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN EXCEPTiON •

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Silence is better than bullshit.

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If I died I want my friends to keep updating my status to freak people out.

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At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, “Will you dance with me, please.?”

The arrogant girl says, “ I don’t dance with a kid.”

The taken back boy apologized, “I am sorry, I did not realize your were pregnant.”

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HATE
GETTING FLASHBACKS FROM THINGS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER

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My level of maturity depends on who I'm with.

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I'M TWENTY FUCKiN SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I'M BROKE!

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Don't try to great in all things. Pick a few things to be good at and be the best you can.

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swiss

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5

high

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FEAR eating you a live from inside

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People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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"Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Loving someone doesnt need a reason. If you can explain why you love someone, its not called "Love"... its called "Like

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Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.

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If you love someone tell them... because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.

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Live it. Dont
waste
it

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^
N

W E

S

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Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

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YOU ARE UNIQUE,

JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

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You can't push anyone up the ladder unless he is willing to climb himself. - Andrew Carnegie

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I HATE EVERYONE

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Don't believe everything you think.

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Don't let the past affect the present.
that's why they call it that, because today is a gift. you are never promised tomorrow...

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sleep
less
dream
more

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Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.

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Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.

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music man:

d( >_< )b

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Alcohol doesnt solve any problems. But hey, neither does milk.

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of course women don't work as hard as men...they get it right the first time.

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Don't fall in love, fall of a bridge.

It hurts less.

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Don't make decisions when you're angry.

Don't make promises when you're happy.

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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life
-
if I die next thursday.

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the smell after rain

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time is the greatest teacher; un-fortunately it kills all of it's students

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I drink to make other people interesting.

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nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know ,,,

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it's esay to loos someone by saying lie ...
but difficult to get back the person by saying truth ...

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Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

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save water drink beer

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21/12/12

the world ends

so let's dance

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my life is so much more interesting inside my head.

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stop selling leggings to hippos!

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Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

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Dear Algebra,
stop asking us to find your "X".
She's not coming back.

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You can't buy happiness - but you can buy drinks and that's pretty close.

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Sometimes I drink a glass of water...
just to surprise my liver.

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Some days are gray so you can color them.

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a smile is the best makeup any girl can wear

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