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sorry i'm late for work i took the long way round the building twice because it's sunny and i didn't wanna come

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good speakers is when you don't hear the neighbours breaking down your front door.

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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.

I said, "No, wait! I can change."

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...that blank look...

..when you forget why you walked into a room...

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I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do, it's because I missed the exit

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I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back...

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I dreamed I swam in a lake full of orange soda.

But it was just a Fanta-sea!

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hi, i finished my free trial of adulthood and i'm no longer interested
so i would like to cancel my subscription.
is there a manager
i can speak to?

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