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Posts Liked by makkk

Even if your not successful in life, you are guaranteed to get two certificates.

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Alright brain, I got it,
I don't like you and you don't like me.

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go
fuck your selfie

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Dear Family,

Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet.
There's nothing like having disappointment for breakfast.

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what screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be

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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's day because no man
will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

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They text me "plz" because it's shorter than please ...

I answer "no" because it's shorter than "yes" ...

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the idea is to die young as late as possible

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