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My sarcasm & my sincerity sound surprisingly similar.

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I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE I HAVE NOT YET OFFENDED.
PLEASE BE PATIENT.
I WILL GET TO YOU SHORTLY.

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Creating and keeping track of passwords has become a technological bane of my existence.

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Dad Dad what is the purpose of a condom?

To avoid this kind of question..

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I don't do drugs or drink.

At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast.

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Sometimes I can't take all of the stupid.

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Why period?
Why can't mother nature just text me like: "What's up girl? You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to ya in a month."

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Fuck you, that's why.

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