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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

273

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

612

Don't
tease
unless
you
can
please!

34

Sex is like pizza:

When it's good, it's good
and when it's bad, it's still pretty good

5

I want to fuck you so bad!

**hey
This damn autocorrect gets me every time

4

It's absolutly unfair for woman to say that guys only want one thing: sex.

We also want food.

8

a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information one ejaculation reprsents a data transfer of 15875 GB equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro Laptops

just saying in case you did not know

3

30 minutes of begging is not considered foreplay

5

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