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If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, 'haven't decided yet.'

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Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

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Everyone has one friend who can turn any conversation into something dirty.

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Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear.

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