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teacher: "where's your book!?"
me: "at home"
teacher: "and what's it doing there?
me: "having more fun than me."

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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

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Teacher: from all this talking, i assume you're done.
Me: from all this complaining, i assume you're single.

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*Turns up late to class*

Teacher; Why are you late?

Me; Well, I was told to go to Hell. I got a little lost, however it looks like I've found it!

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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Teacher asks student to use the word harassment in a sentence.

I was in a relationship and Her-ass-meant a lot to me.

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teacher:
you can't write an essay overnight

exam:
you have one hour to write an essay

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teacher: "would you like to share that with the class?"
me: "obviously not, that's why I whispered it."

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